Total Medals Earned: 514 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,450 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (40/60 points)
Medals Earned: 2/17 (50/525 points)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/465 points)
Medals Earned: 3/15 (45/405 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/205 points)
Medals Earned: 12/16 (230/455 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/380 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth
Send an enemy hurtling down a pit
Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains
Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score
Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score
Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires
Collect 17 gems
Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves
Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest
Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the Bonus Rooms
Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score
Collect all 34 gems
Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score
Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!
Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Kill 1000 enemies
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Find the kitty.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
